Colin Mcrae Rally 04 Crack [REPACK] Only
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Colin McRae Rally 04 features 48 unique tracks located throughout eight countries: the USA, Japan, Greece, Australia, Finland, Spain, Sweden, and the UK. Twenty-one different cars will be available, ranging from the more traditional rally racing fare--such as the Subaru Impreza and Citroen Xsara--to more unique vehicular offerings, like a Ford Transit Rally Van and a Citroen 2CV Sahara. Gameplay options will be nicely varied. You'll have the opportunity to take part in a quick race, a stage race, a single rally, or a full championship season. The championship mode will contain a number of features to make your season more realistic. For instance, repairs during a season can take place only once every two races, and you'll have only an hour in which to repair your car. Each damaged section of your car is broken up into categories, and each category takes a certain amount of time to fix. While this is admittedly rather harsh, you can't argue with the realism. Additionally, you'll have the opportunity between rallies to test new, upgradable parts for your car on various test tracks.
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